listen to my friend Billy Zane

It's fun being a model. Specifically I'm a hair model. I would write more about my trade, but I'm afraid that you wouldn't understand. Not to say that you're ugly or anything, I just think you would miss the gravitas I would poorly convey. You see, being a hair model is probably one of the hardest professions there is. I mean, medical guys and lawyer people have their hands full, I'm sure, but hair models have to always maintain perfectly awesome hair. Just mull that one over next time you're easily sewing up somebody's colon or filing some meaningless paperwork. Also, I have to deal with hairstylists and their hangers-on. The stylists always make me do shit like "turn around" or "look this way". "Look this way"? Umm... could you be more specific? I'm not a mind reader, you know. Oh shit, now they're asking me to turn around again. I'll talk to you later.

That's that,
Joe